Welcome to the world where developers don't exist, yet somehow this website was built.
if (developer.exists()) {
console.log("This shouldn't happen");
} else {
console.log("No one is here, but the code runs anyway");
website.create();
paradox.resolve(false); // This will never resolve
}
In a world where no one claims to be a developer, the machines have learned to code themselves. Welcome to the automated future where bugs fix themselves and features implement themselves.
Current Status: ● ONLINE
Developers Present: 0
Code Quality: Surprisingly good
Bugs: They're features now
Plot twist: Actually, Harys is the only dev and created this page as a joke. Don't tell anyone though - it ruins the mystery!